A paralyzing fear of American martial artist Chuck Norris. Victims of this fear usually break out in cold sweats and/or develop anxiety, as well as paranoia.

Guy1: I love Chuck Norris so much!

Guy2: *Sweating profusely* Chuck Norris!? Dude you know I have Norraphobia.

Guy1: What's wrong dude? He's just an actor, he doesn't even know you.

Guy2: Never talk to me again!

Chuck Norris: Hehehe

Norraphobia by Kioata September 25, 2021

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Normanphobic

The utmost hatred and disgust when you hear the name Norman. You hear the name and literally want to vomit everywhere

Friend 1: "did you hear what Norman did today?"
Friend 2: **projectile vomit everywhere**, "don't mention that fucker ever again, I'm normanphobic"

Normanphobic by Chickenfeet27189 April 25, 2025

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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