nong 

in Australian slang, nong is used as a pretty mild and/or endearing insult. a bit of a twit, or idiot. nothing too mean or horrid is meant by calling someone a nong.

hey mate, you put your trackie-daks on inside-out, ya silly nong!

nong by periwinkle January 12, 2005

Nong 

From the Chinese word nongmin 农民, meaning "farmer". Uneducated Chinese person, Chinese peasants, Chinese white trash.

"That stupid nong family is letting their kid pee in the subway trashcans. "

Nong by Senkaku October 20, 2014

NONG 

Referring to Geometry Dash
Stands for "Not On Newgrounds"

The song in Peaceful is a NONG song

NONG by Kelleck April 14, 2020

nong 

there are several meanings for a nong...
1. a foolish person who is ill informed of a matter of discussion
2. a individual who argues a matter with such conviction only to find themselves corrected with a single sentence or argument. they are then on labelled as a "nong". in extreme cases of argument, they are named the nongiest of the week.
3. a person who over uses the word "nong" calling it out in totally impertinent situations. the person under direct attack then has the right (almost the obligation) to turn on their attacker and call out "nong!" in a descending tone, the peak of the sound being in the conjunction "no-"

you----(prolonged) NONG!

nong by the nongiest of the weak May 31, 2003

nong 

Generally, a clueless weirdo who is incredibly silly (can have other general meanings).

Diana: that's so pants!

Evie: what?
Diana: zomgosh you're such a nong!

nong by EVIE TRAN August 17, 2009

Nong 

A Singaporean slang of multicultural influences which means - An intelligent and charming person, usually with great cooking skills

Wow, Nong!

Nong by rabbyster August 5, 2012

nong 

adj/n/v/adv a word with no meaning, used to piss off people with no sense of humor.

dante: you're totally a nong
jason: i'm NOT a nong!
dante: dude. you're a nong. i nonged you.
jason: aaaarg i'm pissed off! I'm NOT a nong!

nong by Dante Collins May 16, 2004