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Noodle.Co

the sexiest bitch you’ll ever have the pleasure of meeting like cripes almighty 🥵🤞😩
noodle is hot, noodle for president, noodle x zendaya Noodle.Co = god
by grandma12937262 June 22, 2021
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tuna noodle cobbler

A sexual act in which a woman with a yeast infection performs oral sex on a man who has just had unprotected vaginal intercourse with her.
Dude, I had tuna noodle cobbler last night.

Yeah, I can see it all over your face.
by Grubby Beans December 5, 2014
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Noodle Complex

Also known as the Innermonologue gleefully acting young syndrome or "IMGAY" for short; A distortion of brain activity brought on by excessively drinking shots of whiskey and chasing them with shots of oil based paint, hits of 40x salvia, and huffing springtime meadows frebreze until the users legs give way.

Symtoms include laughing excessively at ones own vomit and then eating it; piercing of the gentials with household wares; and a generally proud demeaner about ones own stupidity.

There is no cure for Noodle Complex and since it is such a rare ailment, not much research or investigation has been conducted to discover a method to reduce the effects. To add to the plight, doctors often misdiagnose the problem as the "you dare me to do it syndrome" but the clear distinction between the two is that N.C. leads to homosexual tendencies whereas the latter does not.
Noodle Sundrome affects all races, classes, and both genders. However adolescents and young adults, particularly middle class caucasion fraternity members are at a dramatic increase of risk.
Jim..."Have you noticed how strange Josh has been acting?"
Shawna..."Yeah! he kidnapped the naighbors dog and is forcing him to slide down the hill on a stolen stop sign, I think hes on something strange."
Jim..."I wander if he might have Noodle Complex?"
by dr know nothing April 20, 2010
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Noodle Condom

The little spice packet that comes with Ramen noodles.
Dude, did you just empty the whole content of my Noodle Condom into your own Ramen?
by COWBOYxx77 June 30, 2021
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noodle cock

ed no erection. trying to fuck without hard on wet noodling it
by funny chick February 26, 2009
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Noodle Cockadoodle

When a male see's a pleasant and arousing sight and their noodle becomes excited and goes crazy. And needs to tame the wild-ness of his excitement. Other wise will be left with blue balls. Which isnt nice for a female to do.
Joe: Dude check out that hot chick.
Boe: Yeah man her tits are fucking HUGE.
Joe: She sure as hell would make my Noodle Cockadoodle.
Boe: Effing ay
by Due Joe November 3, 2007
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cooter noodle

When a girl has a tampon string hanging out of her vagina.
I can see that girls cooter noodle.
by awesomimicals February 15, 2010
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