monkey noodles

Monkey noodles are... actually Idk what monkey noodles are... I'm just bored so hehe.
by Monkey_10101 October 28, 2020
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Noodle Monkey

A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile
Why are you wearing your wedding ring in your Tinder profile you noodle monkey
by anonymous July 24, 2025
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