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noobster 

1. The beggining stages of a n00b. Very easy to find around large forum boards and chatrooms. Mostly very young children trying to act like they are an older age.
" i wil own u, stuped hed!"
noobster by Ivan Sterling June 27, 2005
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noobster 

A person being a noob in every activity he tries.
Dude, that kid is a total noobster. All he does is FAIL
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Noobster 

A guy who plays war thunder, too much and loves this person called Memester.
Oh its Noobster playing war thunder, nothing unusual
Noobster by doodoofartfart July 13, 2021

noobster 

A little noob like a kid who is new to this world. Or a kid on a game like ROBLOX who is like 8 and can't play or spell very well.
1. Look at all those little noobsters! They are new to this world!
2. Wow what a noobster, get some good clothes! (ROBLOX)
3. Leave the game, you suck! Wow what a frickin noobster!! (Any other game)
noobster by pisicino July 28, 2016

noobstench

The stench that fills a room when a noob walks in. Everyone can sense it, most people don't notice it.
Shaun walks into the room.

Mark:WTF? Somebodies got noobstench!

Sam:Wasn't me

Kevin:Wasn't me either

Shaun:What's noobstench? You sure? I love naruto!

noobstench by WIGGAJIGGANIGGA July 30, 2008

Noobstep 

Noobstep is a playlist of nothing but Dubstep that has been created by someone who has just been introduced to this great genre. It is comprised of Skrillex, Bassnectar, some Dr. P, Mt Eden ("Sierra Leone"), and nothing else. They put the list on repeat, and annoy everyone around them with their lack of variety.
1: "Dude! Check out these songs I just got! It's that new Dubstep stuff :D"

2: "Okay, lets have a look."

1: *grinning profusely*

2: "Skrillex? Bassnectar? Dr. P? Mt Eden???!!! Where's the rest of the music?"

1: "That IS the music :o"

2: "sorry to say this, but this is noobstep. I suggest you go on youtube and look up the following channels: UKFDubstep (beginner), ClownDubstep, 1337Dubstep, and any other Dubstep promotion channel you can find bro."
Noobstep by Username6021452445225 January 8, 2012

Nooboster 

A roster or list of noobs
Oh Sam, you are so nooby that I added you to my growing nooboster of noobs.
Nooboster by Zelphian November 29, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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