Noobious Maximus 

When someone is so painfully naive it doesn't seem possible that they could actually have no idea what your talking about...

I mentioned the word "knuckle children," to my girlfriend and she had no idea what I was talking about...She's such a Noobious Maximus!

Noobious Maximus by Schwance L Berger March 30, 2009

noobicus maximus 

1. One who acts or shows similiar characteristics directly resembling those of a noob
2. A person who may need to work on their video game skills in the near future
3. A person who could possibly become Noob of the Year in their life time
Synonym: noob, nub, newb, nubby, tyler and/or Nick
Antonyms: scott and sean

Tyler and Nick are noobicus maximus', they always get owned by scott like they don't know how.

noobicus maximus by Big Wolvy December 16, 2005

Maximus Noobius 

The scientific term used for a noob.

I was playing Gears online and I totally murdered this maximus noobius. Victory is sweet!

Maximus Noobius by Jaded_Epilogue88 August 6, 2011