The act of being noobish; used to describe people who have no idea what they are doing or people that are being idiots. Objects can also be noobly in the sense that they seem idiotic or do not fit in in some way.
1st speaker: Hey, did you seeMiley Cyrus's newest music video?
1. Aka newbelf is a person who has no skill 2. A person who whines and complains about balanced things like Gruntapult
3. A person who's IQ is under 40(aka potato)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.