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Noob Points 

The reward someone receives for commiting a noobish act or asking a noobish question. Never add a quantity (10 noob points).
FearlessSpectre-`` Wow major noob points for him! That guy fired a whole sniper clip at me pulled out his secondary weapon fired that whole clip and then i knifed him. Major noob points!``
Noob Points by Flva FLAVVV January 30, 2010
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Noob Point Overdose 

Noob Point Overdose, or NPO for short, is the reference to one who has obtained over 250 noob points within a given period of time (prescribed by the gamer giving the points). If you suffer from NPO, you must work with a True Gamer to redeem yourself, otherwise you will fail for the rest of your life, and your children will be born little nooblings, and you will never be able to teach them to become anything more. The typical cure for NPO is a stressful operation, involving sitting in front of the computer screen for 36 hours, awake and actively inputting into the computer.
Jake: Oh my gosh, my kid was born without a thumb!

Larry: Thats because you never redeemed yourself from that time you went to bed at 9:30 and your child was born a noobling. Noob Point Overdose takes it's toll on another unsuspecting ex-gamer.

Jake: Is there any way to fix it?

Larry: Well, if you stop by my lair tonight around 8, and dont plan on doing anything for a day or two, then you may be able to have it removed.

Noob Point 

Noob Points are those points that are given to any person who fails to uphold the traditional gamer standards. The most common way to obtain Noob Points is by going to bed before 11pm.
Jake: Im going to bed now, Its getting late, its almost 9:30.

Larry: 500 Noob Points!
Noob Point by StrangeThangs March 28, 2009
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026