Noob Lube
Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.
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noob to lube
Used to describe a situation, person, or thing that demonstrates extreme immaturity, naivity, and innocence, often related to a lack of sexual experience.
Usually includes a hint of outrageousness, but can refer to a simple awkward situation.
Usually includes a hint of outrageousness, but can refer to a simple awkward situation.
Oh my gosh, Max got naked infront of everyone without even hesitating. He's the least noob to lube person ever!
Look at how noob to lube they are with that pinata.
Look at how noob to lube they are with that pinata.
noob to lube by #falconpride May 10, 2011
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Lube Noob
When a man is having sex for the first time and is inexperienced so doesn't know how to use lube so is a Lube Noob.
Lube Noob by BallsOutForBantu November 28, 2016
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