Definitions by Bloonicious

permaspike effect

(informal) the eventual degradation or loss in power of a feature, videogame character, etc.

C21: named after Perma-Spike, an upgrade for the Spike Factory from the 2018 video game Bloons TD 6 produced by Ninja Kiwi

"Older technology are experiencing the permaspike effect kicking together."

permaspike effect by Bloonicious May 27, 2026

sloparang

(slang) the aggressive pushing of artifical intelligence features onto software or operating systems, only to then backfire if the choices become unsuccessful to the person or company who set up these features in the first place.

C21: from slop + boomerang (with the "e" malformed by an "a"

"The tech executive threw his sloparang to push AI slop to the limits!"

sloparang by Bloonicious May 26, 2026

bloonaholic

(informal) someone who is addicted to the Bloons or Bloons Tower Defense (BTD) computer games published by Ninja Kiwi.

C21: bloon, corrupt of balloon + -aholic as alcoholic, workaholic

"I became a long-term bloonaholic after playing Bloons TD 6 for the first time."

bloonaholic by Bloonicious May 26, 2026

NoneDrive

(informal) Microsoft OneDrive; used humorously to mock its poor file distribution etc.

C21: from none + OneDrive

"Why can't NoneDrive work all of a sudden?"

NoneDrive by Bloonicious May 26, 2026

slopapult

(slang) 1. an aggressive forcing of low-quality, unwanted AI-generated features and bloatware onto user operating systems and software. 2. to force low-quality, unwanted AI-generated features and bloatware aggressively onto user operating systems and software.

C21: from slop + catapult

"There's a debate whether Linux is targeted by the slopapult across several Reddit threads."
"Windows 11 PCs are constantly slopapulted with Copilot integrations."

slopapult by Bloonicious May 25, 2026

Slopilot

(slang, derogatory) a form of address for Microsoft Copilot; often used by tech critics to show disapproval on unnecessary integration of bloatware on Windows 11 operating systems.

C21: from slop + Copilot, the name of the artificial-intelligence program produced by Microsoft

"Microsoft wants us to use Slopilot for everyday work, but it doesn't belong on our PCs."

Slopilot by Bloonicious May 25, 2026

slopaneer

(derogatory) a software engineer or company executive who designs unwanted artificial intelligence features, forced advertisements or bloatware onto existing consumer software.

C21: from slop + buccaneer

The slopaneers at Microsoft has shipped a brand-new Windows 11 update that caused several security severities.

slopaneer by Bloonicious May 25, 2026