Non sequitur

A line of reasoning or statement that doesn't logically follow the previous statement.

I have to use the word non sequitur in a sentence. It's about as funny as a whore fucking a retard instead of me. I didn't do that. I will do that. Those two things are not mutually exclusive and is not hypocritical. You're a dumb. You're not a smart. The fact that you have been allow to keep you tongue is something. Not obsessed with anything but having to listen to it every day is going to make raping her and killing it more satisfying than any sex they've had here. She deserves it. It isn't a person. They are going to have it happen to then because the people involved made it the only viable choice. They all deserve it.

by Hym Iam December 03, 2020

non sequitur

a statement that has little or no relation to what preceded it; illogical inference; (Latin for "it does not follow")

Example of a non sequitur:
Theo lives in a small apartment. Therefore he must have a small penis.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

non sequitur

A statement that has little or nothing to do with the preceding statement.

Non sequitur:

Joe: Do you like Green Day?

Bill: I'm hungry for wax fruit.

Joe: Are you high?

Bill: Don't try to catch me, I'm the Mesican drill.

by DeeDurk August 17, 2008

Non Sequitur

1. Latin phrase roughly translating as "doesn't follow" (think: not-in-sequence), i.e. 'non-sequitur' describes something that doesn't follow on from the preceeding information or context. Often used as a form of humour.

2. Rotate the giraffe.

See also: Light Bulb

by phantom oddity May 20, 2004

non sequitur

"What is your favorite beer?"
"Gee, that's a good question - I guess I would have to say Celine Dion CD's are unlistenable."

"Isn't the definition above an example of a non sequitur?"
"Well, waking up in a ditch chained to a goat sure ruins your day."

by weepster August 03, 2006

Non Sequitur

Insightful comic strip, often poking fun at comtemporary religion and governemnt (and society in general). If one should ever encounter an obscure superhero known as Obviousman, know that he was born out of this comic strip.

Non Sequitur is a philosophical comic strip that effectively combines humor and wonderful insight.

by friend of bob May 18, 2004

non sequitur

A statement that has no relation to the previous statement. Often used for comical purposes.

New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick, and I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer.

"Dude, that is so non sequitur."
Also, See, LFO's "Summer Girls"

by dtothek October 02, 2007