noisture

The moisture of a dog's nose.
A mix of the words nose and moisture.
Its very difficult to clean off windows.

The dog tried looking out the window and smeared his noisture on it.

noisture by Mike13 December 29, 2008

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Noisture

Nose wetness that isn't boogers

Gross my boyfriend rubbed his boogers on me when we were making out.

It wasn't boogers it was just noisture!

Noisture by Key_Man1107 May 12, 2025

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noisture • Noisturbating

Noisturbating

The act of masturbating while using a loud sound,music, and/or noise to cover the sounds made by the individual masturbating.

Jimmy: What is all that racket in JaMarcus's room?
Tyrone: Almost sounds like JaMarcus masturbating.
Jimmy: Is he Noisturbating??
Tyrone: Probably.

Noisturbating by W2YM June 28, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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