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Nocturnal Nico

The act of masturbating while crying when your partner refuses to have sex with you in the middle of the night, then cumming on her butt cheeks. The act if commonly followed by throwing a towel at her and saying “clean yourself up you disgust me”.
Man, i had such a rough week at GP, last night I had to do the nocturnal Nico”
by GP69a October 11, 2025
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