Nofs is simply short for: "no fucking shit". Sometimes people fake a call frome a person called: "The Nofser" and hand over either their hand or any other object they are using as a fake phone, to a person making a fairly obvious statement.
1.
person-1: I think your mother loves you.
person-2: Nofs.
2.
person-1: I think your mother loves you.
person-2: Hold on for a second, I have to get this, yes *person-1* is here, it's for you.
person-1: Who is it?
person-2: It's the Nofser.
person-1: I think your mother loves you.
person-2: Nofs.
2.
person-1: I think your mother loves you.
person-2: Hold on for a second, I have to get this, yes *person-1* is here, it's for you.
person-1: Who is it?
person-2: It's the Nofser.
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Group of modern pirates(not the water pirates silly) that release music to be downloaded from file sharing websites. nofs stands for no file sharing and they do it to be comical.
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by generalf0ley February 24, 2011
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The first reported use of the phrase was after Christopher Columbus presented his plans to find a Western route to the Orient to King John II of Portugal (see example).
The first reported use of the phrase was after Christopher Columbus presented his plans to find a Western route to the Orient to King John II of Portugal (see example).
King John II: ...But Christopher, you cannot sail to the West. You fall off the edge of the Eartn - the Earth is flat!
Christopher Columbus: Fair-a-nofski.
Christopher Columbus: Fair-a-nofski.
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1. Hey i heard that kid in our year is a total Nofster.
2. I really want to be a Nofster when I grow up.
3. Of coarse he's awesome, he's a Nofster!
4. I heard there'll be heaps of Nofsters at the party tonight.
5. You're lame. Be a Nofster for once!
2. I really want to be a Nofster when I grow up.
3. Of coarse he's awesome, he's a Nofster!
4. I heard there'll be heaps of Nofsters at the party tonight.
5. You're lame. Be a Nofster for once!
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