no joke 

when you're telling a story thats really exciting and you want people to know that it is true

'so I'm walking down the street and guess who I saw! Doctor Who, no joke!'

no joke by Pollage February 28, 2008

No Joke 

Pronounced as NoooooO joke. Originated in Offaly.

It is often used in a scenario to highlight how serious you are about a matter that would otherwise be regarded as humorous. It can also be used in a sarcastic manner. For example, when you are reply to a girlfriends statement.

I love dressing like Matt, no joke!

or

Q: Kevin am I a good cook?

Reply: No Joke!

No Joke by Ginger Beard Kev December 16, 2010

no joke 

a comment that in literal context would mean "dont joke" but used as a sarcastic response that is in agreement with a statment.

Person 1: Man, I am so bored!
Person 2: Yeah, No joke.

no joke by Jailbait Kate July 16, 2007

No Joke 

True or stating that said statement is "Not a Joke"

Example 1: I got a Girl and a Job! NO JOKE!!!
Example 2: I heard you got shot at? Dude that's, No Joke don't take that lightly

No Joke by Supa Swagg June 7, 2009

no joke 

no joke is a saying used in describing a smoking hot girl. like jessica simpson or lindsay lohan and hilary duff.

Daaaam that girl is no dam joke bro shes fine as hell.

dam bro ur girl is no joke.

no joke by antonio y lorenzo February 18, 2005

NO JOKE 

used when you are at the top of your game.

NO JOKE (v) also see NO GAMES PLAYED!

when are basically nothing to fool around with you hence become NO JOKE!

wow i just banged that girl right there.... lol you are basically NO JOKE!

NO JOKE by Rob December 18, 2004

no joke 

to let your stupid friends know that there is no joke in the story that you are telling them
and/ or to let them know that you are being serious

dude, dude, no joke, no joke her pussy stank

no joke by whitebalck October 7, 2018