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dude no way
The most sarcastic phrase someone would ever say, the kind of phrase when someone is talking about something boring and you want to respond with no effort
dude no way by RandomGuy246 March 5, 2022
No fucking way dude.
Definition 1: When rejecting someone else's idea.
Definition 2: When someone tells you something unbelievable.
Definition 2: When someone tells you something unbelievable.
1:
Guy: hey dude here's my plan for the house
Person: No fucking way dude. This shit too expensive!
2:
Guy: hey dude check this out I caught it on video
Person: No fucking way dude. Did that happen?!
Guy: hey dude here's my plan for the house
Person: No fucking way dude. This shit too expensive!
2:
Guy: hey dude check this out I caught it on video
Person: No fucking way dude. Did that happen?!
No fucking way dude. by allyssawashere May 8, 2022
dude pls no
When someone doesn't want something to happen.
Usually used in a bad way when someone is going to kill you in a game.
"DUDE PLS NO"
dude pls no rip
Usually used in a bad way when someone is going to kill you in a game.
"DUDE PLS NO"
dude pls no rip
dude pls no by Doge1298 May 8, 2019
dude pls no
When someone doesn't want something to happen.
Usually used in a bad way when someone is going to kill you in a game.
"DUDE PLS NO"
dude pls no rip
Usually used in a bad way when someone is going to kill you in a game.
"DUDE PLS NO"
dude pls no rip
dude pls no by Doge1298 May 8, 2019
dude pls no
When someone doesn't want something to happen.
Usually used in a bad way when someone is going to kill you in a game.
"DUDE PLS NO"
dude pls no rip
Usually used in a bad way when someone is going to kill you in a game.
"DUDE PLS NO"
dude pls no rip
dude pls no by Doge1298 May 8, 2019
Dude, you have no Qur’an
1. To abruptly prove to someone that they are mistaken.
Jacob Isom (23 year old skate boarder) rolled up to a hate-mongering preacher in Texas and snatched away a Qur'an that the idiot was about to light on fire.
Jacob Isom (23 year old skate boarder) rolled up to a hate-mongering preacher in Texas and snatched away a Qur'an that the idiot was about to light on fire.
After stripping the ball from a player who is driving to the rim, you say "Dude, you have no Qur’an!"
Dude, you have no Qur’an by 06em September 13, 2010
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