No Spring! 

This phrase is used to express frustration or exasperated disappointment.

Other versions of this can be said as "my springs are gone", or "someone stole my springs" or "Springs no longer exist?!"

I got a 37 percent on my AP Chemistry Exam!? No Spring!

No Spring! by Vincent Famov August 31, 2008

no spring chicken 

Someone who is well past youth; an older person.

Leslie: did you know that Harry's mother turned 90 last week
Kevin: Well she's no spring chicken!

no spring chicken by Miss22894 December 14, 2013

No Springs 

to be used in a state of desperation or complete disappointment. the term no springs is in reference to a 50's infomercial on the importance of springs in everyday life.

when you have taken a really hard test and the teacher has evaluated the paper unfairly, simply state your ultimate level of disappointment by using the term "aw...No Springs" in a simple monotone statement

No Springs by ubbey road May 25, 2006