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No Pants 

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A really great girl with great legs that doesn't wear pants - ever. She doesn't wear them because she finds them uncomfortable. Some people don't wear pants because it's easier to get laid, but a real No Pants doesn't wear pants because it's what feels right. A real No Pants is a funny, quirky girl. They're unique and hard to find.
That girl is the farthest thing from a slut. She's just No Pants.
No Pants by TheRealDealDude July 11, 2010
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No pants 

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Having a mood of no worries and being carefree

No problems
Mood: no pants
Her: how's it going

Him: i have no homework due tomorrow so it's a no pants day
No pants by Unlimitedbreadsticks November 15, 2017
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No Pants 

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Nickname for someone who regularly or consistently loses the coverings of their nether regions after a long night of hard partying, usually the result of a series of poor choices accompanied by the consumption of great amounts of alcohol.
"Must have been some party last night, huh, No Pants?"

"Hey look, it's Krissee Parker "No Pants!"
No Pants by Hermo109 October 16, 2007
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no pants month 

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April 2020: COVID-19 Shelter In Place. Nuff said.
Ted: Yo, how is your work from home policy working for you?

Chris: No Pants Month. Digging it. Avoiding the boomer remover and the wife is staying COVIDgilent. Molly and I may actually work on some corona boomers. Wish me luck.
no pants month by the comand'r March 21, 2020
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no pants dance 

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performing the act of sexual intercourse
What do you say after dinner and a few alcoholic beverages we perform the no pants dance?
no pants dance by drummer869 July 20, 2005
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No pants shuffle 

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Upon realizing that the bathroom in which you have just taken a deuce is void of toilet paper (TP) one must then preform the No pants shuffle which is a sidestepping manuver with the pants around the ankles towards a source of TP intended to prevent dukie from toutching the undergarments or back of knees. This should preferable be a clandestine and undetectable opperation.
I had to do the no pants shuffle all the way down the hall when my mom caught me.
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