No Joda 

"No joda" is a spanish slang (commonly used by Puerto Ricans, Dominicans, etc.) Depending on your tone, saying "no joda" can either mean "Don't mess with me" or if you say it with an attitude it can mean "don't fuck with me".

No joda con mi puta!

No Joda by Estabanito February 17, 2008

no jodas 

spanish words meaning not to be played around with ; '' yea right '' ; dont fuck around ; no hodas.

no jodas hijo de puta.
no jodas yo no amo esa mujer
no jodas.

no jodas by Raffa August 19, 2003

No jodas 

"are you serious?" in a positive way
do not mistake with "no me jodas" which means the same in a negative way or "don't fuck with me", "leave me alone"
(This exact definition is only applied for Spanish from Spain but it is also used maybe in other context in some other Hispanic countries)

+Nos ha tocado la lotería
-¡No jodas!

+Te han robado la bici
-¡No me jodas!

+Te cortaré el pelo mientras duermes
-Anda tío, no me jodas

No jodas by Nakal420 April 26, 2017

No me jodas

A phrase used to respond to a ridiculously untrue statement. Can also be used to reply to a laughable argument.

Literal: don't fuck with me/don't waste my time
Similar to: "bitch please" "whatever!"

Friend: But Ronaldo is better than Messi because he is more tan.
Me: Pero no me jodas!!!

No me jodas by sirsirpirsir September 6, 2016

no me jodas

literally: don't fuck me

more like:

don't fuck me about.

you having a joke?

Do all of exercise 5.

No me jodas!

no me jodas by Calvin2810 April 21, 2008

Nojoda

A popular yet vulgar Colombian expression used to emphasize emotion, both positive & negative.

Positive use: nojoda, estoy feliz!

Negative use: nojoda vale, tu si que no vales verga!

Nojoda by El Currambero January 20, 2009