unprotected sex with a pregnant slut, who's carrying another man's baby, and cumming inside her.
Todd: how'd it go last night?
Steve: stopped by this girl's house, pitched a no hitter.
Todd: a "no hitter?"
Steve: yeah, i slung a pint of my pearl jam into a stupid pregnant bitch.
When a guy is in a relationship with a girl and he doesn't hit her and due to his refrain the relationship doesn't work out.
Tim what's so crushed over breaking up with Kelly he just didn't understand what went wrong in their relationship, confiding in a friend he told him he loved her he never hit her. Tim's friend told him, ' that's the reason you guys never worked out, you pitched a no-hitter."
An alternate version of the phrase "no homo", used when a person simply states a fact, but seems to be enforcing an offencive steriotype, mostly used after a sentence about people of the Jewishfaith.
Steven: Oh fuck, a black guy just stole my car!
Michael: Dude, are you just assuming that he's black, that's racist!
Steven: No, I actually saw him, so, no hitler bro.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"