No Comprende 

No comprende is a illegal immigrant worker who, by his own claim, does not understand.

Eyewitnesses claim that he did not comprende.

His vocabulary consists of two words, no, and comprende.

Student- Ahh my legs! Somone call 911! *falls over* Help Me!

No comprende- No comprende

Mico- You wake up like this papi

No comprende- No comprende

No Comprende by Jeremy Bklyn January 3, 2011

no comprende 

what the fuck are you talking about???? getting too deep / intentionally esoteric just for the fucks sake. just say what you mean straight up otherwise i'll just say 'no comprende'.

my high socialist buddy started off right away with how the meaning of life was symbolized by ... <bla bla bla bla>...... I am totally like at a loss to even begin to respond so I just say "no comprende, dude"

no comprende by creature69 April 30, 2020

No Comprehende Look 

When a Latin person looks confused in response to a question or command.

I asked him to lift me up and he looked at me with the no comprehende look.

No Comprehende Look by Sir Veyzas April 16, 2016

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