No, you couldn't have

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You have to be able to at least IMAGINE how bizarre it is for ME that you can't accept that you are just not as intelligent as I am.

Hym "No, you couldn't have figured it out. The experts couldn't have. The people that dedicated their lives to doing it couldn't have. Only I could have and I... Could have done it sooner. You could not have. I did."

No, you couldn't have by Hym Iam June 2, 2025

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No you couldn't have

No you couldn't have done it without me and no you didn't. I DID IT. YOU DID NOT. You do not need to reap the benefits of MY existence even a second before I do and YOU ALREADY ARE. You are reaping all of the benefits and you need to stop thanking and start paying because it is MY TURN to reap the benefits of MY work. You said America first. Ok. You ALREADY WERE. America got all they were going to get out of me. AND China I guess. So there. I'm propping up you economy with my own 2 hands. That was me. It matters that it was me and NOT FUCKING YOU. And I both NEED TO and DESERVE to gain because you already have."

Hym "No you couldn't have and you didn't, bitch. No you fucking couldn't have. Sensei was the strongest assassin and was therefore justified in teaching the Assassination Classroom. I was just telling that brunette the other day, do you know why Koro-Sensei is an 🐙? Because I can be quoted saying that 'As far as I'm concerned, I'm essentially a cephalopod wrapped around an exoskeleton.' So, no you fcuking couldn't have done it without me. I'm seeing a push to blackwash EINSTEIN. Like, I have actually seen people trying to say 'Well ackshually 🤓☝️Einstein didn't give his wife enough credit because WOMEN... Can also be smart and also these imaginary people who COULD HAVE DONE WHAT EINSTEIN DID but DIDN'T... COULD HAVE DONE THE THING THAT THEY DIDN'T DO.' But they didn't. So I did the thing. I SHOULD be recognized for doing the thing AND... AAAAND... BELIEVE IT OR NOT... YOU... Are doing things that YOU should not be doing INSTEAD OF ME. That is ALSO a thing that is happening, shit-brain. Because it CAN BE THE CASE that I (Me, this one specifically) should be doing those things and NOT ANYONE FUCKING ELSE."

No you couldn't have by Hym Iam November 23, 2025

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026