Picking up a butterface at a house party but being embarrassed to be seen by by your buddies, so you take her outside on the downlow to bang her in your car only to too late realize that she was on her period and bled all over the interior of your Nissan Maxima... thus earning your new car it’s Red Wings
No way I am calling Shot Gun in Jo’s car. It just recently earned it’s Nissan Maxima Red Wings. Couldn’t Shout that out if you tried..
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)