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Nipple Sticks 

Nipple sticks are small rods that sit inside the Titty Holders. Titty Holders are the upright rods that hold the Nipple sticks.
"John, can you please send over 23 Nipple sticks?"
"Should I put the 1.8mm or 1.6mm Nipple stick in the Titty Holder?"
Nipple Sticks by Wctitp4f July 20, 2021

Nipple Stick 

Someone who is an asshole and is as unwanted or unneeded as a stick upon your nipple.
Greg: "Man that guy's a nipple stick."
Steve: "Why What'd he do?"
Greg: "He tried to fight me cuz he thought I was fuckin' his girlfriend."
Steve: "Wow, he is a nipple stick."

nipple stickers 

flower shaped bandaids women place over their nipples when they don't want to wear a bra but don't care for "nippy" weather....some varieties, although not nearly as "discrett" include "pasties" heart shaped and glow in the dark options.
"Ever since I started wearing my pasties, no one calls me Nippleonia anymore....get your pasties now! I like the blue hands!"
nipple stickers by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

Nipple on a stick 

A harmless insult
Possibly affectionate, not a nasty one
petronella - you are an arse
jemima - ah, ye nipple on a stick!

Nipple on a stick 

This is a term which has been carefully refined over the past century. Originating from the expression 'udder on a pole', this phrase came into usage in polite society in the late 20th century.
Meaning: You are daft. Affectionate insult.
Emma: i think Dave fancies you..
Claire: Ahh, ye nipple on a stick, ye.

Nipple on a stick 

Originating from the age old saying 'udder on a pole', this phrase has been refined through the ages to the slick, user freindly version we present to you here.
Affectionate insult.
Emma: Claire, are you in denial?
Claire: Ahh, ye nipple on a stick, ye.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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