Ninja Syndrome

When you’ve played fortnite too much and you can no longer become erect.

Doctor: How can I help you today?

Patient: I can no longer get erections no matter how hard I try.

Doctor: How many Victory Royales do you have?

Patient: 498.

Doctor: You have Ninja Syndrome.

by metaldan123 April 15, 2018

Ninja syndrome

A childhood condition, usually temporary, in which the afflicted child believes him or herself to be a ninja. This condition typically passes after the child hits puberty and discovers the opposite sex.

Guy 1: Hay bob hows it going.
Bob: Not too bad Guy 1 but my son has ninja syndrome and keeps hiding and throwing stuff at me.
Guy 1: Well thats what you get for deciding to have kids.
Bob: I didn't decide, my wife just didn't get that abortion she said she was

by boomdog July 6, 2014

Nina Syndrome

Living in a hard dark world but trying to live in the light side of everything.

I have Nina Syndrome.. I have to hold my shit together.

by XtraSmackAHoe November 25, 2021