Night Garden 

The passive irrigation and fertilization that occurs to a mans hairy ass crack while he sleeps.

"I had to wipe right when I woke up due overactive night garden activity".

Night Garden by Curtmandingo January 10, 2010

In The Night Garden 

A children's show similar to Teletubbies, Boohbah or Yo Gabba Gabba. It doesn't seem to teach young kids anything besides making silly noises.

The 'heroes' (if you can call them that) are three weird creatures that look as if they come from Planet Uranus: Iggle-Piggle, Upsy-Daisy and Makka-Pakka. When the show ends, all the blobby things come out and dance then go to bed. It even makes the toughest people want to cry.

In The Night Garden should be shown only at mental hospitals.

In The Night Garden by Rose likes pie November 23, 2009

In the night garden 

In the night garden is the result of horrible cold war russian experiments ( being shown to children ). 3 humans were captured and turned into horrible monsters known only as :

Iggle Piggle : Iggle Piggle is constantly sexually harrasing Upsy-Daisy and always carries around a blanket lined with cocaine

Upsy-Daisy : Upsy-Daisy is a filthy little ho eternally attempting to lure men into her bed to fuck till they die

Maka-Paka : Is an absolute nonce he somehow feels the necessity to clean people right there in the street *dirty pervert* he is this close () from getting put on a register

Other inhabitants of this strange land are :

The tombleboos : Three heavily incest little brothers who sleep together they also get naked outside hang up their clothes and then just walk in together for a quick threesome

Pontipine : 10 Little red shits who live together in a 3 room house daddy and mummy pontipine are currently being investigated for domestic abuse of their children

Wattingers : The delightful blue counterparts of the horrible Pontipine , the wattingers live in a 10 bedroom house with a pool and a barbecue grill

Harboos : The harboos are horrible balloon things that give children and adults worldwide panic attacks snm

Those terrifying fucking bird things : The weirdo birds with shrill blood curdling cries who gave me nightmares as a kid

The mother and son who like rubbing each others hand : The two cunts who sent us on this acid trip snm they are awful

Me : Have you seen in the night garden

PTSD survivor : what have you done

In the night garden by LincolnDaddy69420 May 23, 2019

garden night 

when a group of people come together to smoke weed

David: Hey Sammy, we’re having a garden night tonight, you in?

Sammy: Yeah, I’ll see you later!

garden night by robinyournuts April 7, 2022

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Night Gardening 

Pooping in your bed while sleeping.

I woke from a drunken sleep and saw I'd been night gardening.

Night Gardening by goatsilk December 19, 2012