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Nigger fingers 

When a big o'l black sum bitch been eatin to much fried chicken.and possum fat when he goes to play ball with his

"home dogs"(more niggers),cant grab holt of the damn ball and it rolls out into the road and just gives us white folks a reason to flattin his black ass and get by with it.
well Lope dawg and Fuzzy top was oout playin ball one day and there friend 25cent just got done eating some fried chicken and some possum fat,then they started playin.fuzzy top passed 25cent the ball an them big black nigger fingers just couldent grip the ball. so he went chasing after it into the road and a truck driver seen him and sped up and knocked that ape back into the trees.

Nigger Fingers 

Another name for Cadbury's Fingers, since they are both brown.
"Damn, I'm starving. I gotta get me some nigger fingers."
Nigger Fingers by Peckerama March 20, 2008

chicken lickin' nigger fingers 

A racist description that can be used to describe any person with dirty, grubby fingers, such as one might get after eating Kentucky Fried Chicken (or similar), and then licking their fingers. The source of the grubby fingers may be anything, not necessarily fried chicken nor any food. The phrase can be used to describe anyone with poor perslnal hygeine who leaves grubby hand marks all over which create grimy and sticky door handles, windows, walls, etc.
A father says to his son before bed, "Get over here and wash off your chicken lickin' nigger fingers, boy!"

A store owner tells a sketchy patron who keeps grabbing everything and messing it up, "Keep your chicken lickin' nigger fingers off the merchandise!"

Johnny Nigger Fingers 

A Johnny nigger fingers he/she/they are usually under the influence of mood altering substance(s) and relentlessly pilfer through your belongings.
I left that Johnny nigger fingers alone in my bathroom, low & behold my medicine cabinet is empty and my toilet paper is gone
Johnny Nigger Fingers by anonymous November 24, 2023

nigger-fingered

when one has to dig in an ashtray looking for the screen from your pipe, and you get ash all over your finger. hence nigger-fingered.
stoner 1:aww ahit i dropped the screen.
stoner 2:your fuckin up....you better get that shit.
stoner 1: fuck fool that means ima get nigger-fingered.
stoner 2: i got nigger fingered last night....

Nigger Finger 

Smokers get a yellow finger from holding cigarettes too often, women get Nigger Finger for smoking the black mans cock too often and it turns their index finger brown.
Hey Stevey P I saw your mum the other day! She had Nigger Finger.. and hand... and mouth !
Nigger Finger by Lee Binfield August 14, 2008
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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