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Nigger Dick Nick 

A white male with an abnormally large penis
Girl 1: "So how is Eric in bed?"
Girl 2: "Amazing! He is totally a Nigger Dick Nick."
Nigger Dick Nick by Reconify July 2, 2019

nickel nigger 

A nickel nigger is someone who pays for things that cost over a dollar with dimes, nickels, and pennies.

See also Jew money
See that guy over there with the shit-eating grin and a cup full of change? That's the third nickel nigger I've seen in this McDonald's today!
nickel nigger by John P Muller February 21, 2006

niggerdickshit 

The shit that comes out of a niggers dick, also known as "niggercum".
Ah, that nigger just got his niggerdickshit all over my face!

My god! Look at all the niggerdickshit coming out of that niggers dick!

Black man: Swallow my niggerdickshit, bitch.
Obese white woman: There's too much!
niggerdickshit by RevoltReturns March 8, 2008

Niggerpickle 

Southern slang for a watermelon; mostly used by cracker-ass crackers.
Are you going to let your friends WaTch you eat that niggerpickle?!
Niggerpickle by Red dirt Ranger August 26, 2021

Niggernecking 

To sway one's head with extremely exaggerated motions of the neck, usually while waving one's finger and talking with lots of niggerspeak. Almost exclusively done by female niggers, hence the term.
Nigger: "What now don't you get tryin' to pull dat shit whit me boy! You know I aint-no-bitch! What you get yo damn ass back here!"

God damn, that bitch was niggernecking me...
Niggernecking by FalconFour October 23, 2008

Niggerpick 

A verb that refers to the process of breaking up marijuana with your fingers when a grinder is unavailable. The act of Niggerpicking looks very similar to the way niggers would pick cotton back in the good ole days... Hence: "Niggerpicking"

Niggerpicking can be a huge hassle and normally delays the act of smoking... Just get a grinder, don't be a poor nigger.
Erik: Yo grind up that bud I'm bout to roll this blunt

Gerry: Fuck! I forgot my grinder....

Erik: Start Niggerpickin'....

Gerry: Fuckkkkkkk
Niggerpick by YesMoose July 19, 2013
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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