Niger please 

Causcasian variant of Nigga please. The phrase "Nigeria please" may also be used. White people cannot say "nigga" without it being followed by s pimp slap. This more white-friendly expression is good for a laugh with your other white friends, but it is inadvisable to use this expression around black people.

Acceptable:
Whitey #1: Fiddy Cent is better than Kanye.
Whitey #2: Niger please!

Not acceptable:
Black person #1: Fiddy Cent is better than Kanye.
Whitey #2: Niger, please!
Black person #1: What the f--- did you just say mutha f---er? (Pulls out 9mm, horror ensues.)

Niger please by Sleepy-wan December 21, 2008

nigger please

when a black person who is talking complete bull shit to you

black person : yo cracker i just got a job

white person : nigger please

nigger please by mike g kid January 18, 2007

nigger please

It means Your Kidding me or that is outragous between two Blacks having a discussion.

It also means quit being rude in the black community

It can also mean stop the bullshit

Nathaniel just got promoted to Captain. Reply: Nigger Please! which means that cannot be true or that is a shocker because Nathaniel is an idiot. Nigger Please! She only got promoted because she was black and they needed females to fill the quota.

Two black men are in a store and one is misbehaving or being rude. His friend says to him Nigger Please which means behave or straighten up your act.

Nigger please is not for a white person to say. It is only for a black to say to another black

A black man goes into a 7/11 with his dog and the dog starts growling for food. He tells his dog "Nigger Please" which means quit bothering me.

4 black prisoners are riding in a Jail bus all chained up to one another One Black cuts a terrible fart. Another Black prisoner on the chain says "Nigger Please"

Nigger please can also mean to quit embarassing me.

nigger please by Deputy Sheriff September 26, 2007

Nigger Please

Nigger, Please! A phrase used occasionally by an affluent wealthy couple of 100 years (or so) ago wanting to purchase an african-american slave at the market.

Lady Catswold: "Oh Reginald, look at this one!"
Reginald: "Oh yes he's got such fine teeth! Very strapping too."
Lady Catswold: Reginald, w-we could breed him with Mammy!"
Reginald: "Oh yes, quite! Pardon me, good sir?"
Slave Wrangler Cletus: "Uh? What?"
Reginald: "Oh! Over here! Nigger Please."

Nigger Please by Nicholas Bernard November 15, 2006

nigger please

How you ask something of a nigger.

Jack (to nigger):
Nigger please take out my garbage. Thanks.

nigger:
Sho' massa.

nigger please by hollazzzzzzzzz May 11, 2006

Bitch Nigger Please !!

Variation on Nigger Please !!
Demeaning retort after someone has made an outrageous or unrealistic statement.
Ideally used by a person of African American descent

She was totally into me dude...
Bitch Nigger Please !!

Bitch Nigger Please !! by Yemzee November 21, 2010

nigger please

Express your desire to become a black person.

Rob: Yesterday I was banging this broad and half way through she proclaimed I was hung like an ant.

Mark: Ah, we don't have that problem :)

Rob: Nigger please.

nigger please by Manfred Von Herbal May 2, 2006