A shortcut that only a nigger would take due to factors like extremely tall weeds, snakes, creeks to cross, fences to hop, etc. Nigcuts do not involve backyards with dogs because it is common knowledge that niggers are very afraid of German Shephards. Nor do nigcuts involve any body of water that would require swimming, because niggers cannot swim due to overwhelming fear of drowning and generational PTSD from the slave ships.
Naw man, I've been back that way, that there's a nigcut. I'm not hoppin no fences.
This is a combination of the words nigger and cunt. It is mainly offensive to black women, however, since nigger and cunt are arguably the most offensive words in the english dictionary. Because it is so offensive, saying niggunt will magically create a train full of PC millenials appear, and they will kill you on the spot. If you are too much of a pussy to commit suicide, just say this word so you won't have to do it yourself.
Black Woman: "Stay the hell away from my child! You can't touch them!"
Me: "Niggunt"
Me: *dead*
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!