Similar to a Nautilus Elliptical workout machine, a Niewulis is a workout where you jerk off two dudes at once while powerwalking, preferably as you listen to any song created by Queen. People who typically perform the sacred art of the Niewulis dawn an apple watch to keep track of their heartrates and grow a fabulous mustache to help with cleanup.
Me and the boys tried the Niewulis this weekend, there was ectoplasmic juices everywhere. Good thing I had a mustache to help clean up... My heart rate was only 112.
by VelcroStacheClub April 18, 2024
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