Nicolas Shamrockfecalstein 

Nicolas Shamrockfecalstein is a terrorist to a tribe of incredibly short Africans known as the Munchkinsx. Nicolas Shamrockfecalstein flew to Africa and atop a rhino trampled the Munchkin village making a daring escape with his life but losing his but hole along the way which led him to be shunned by the league of Gassy Boo Boo's who had just finished defeating David. After being shunned by the League of GBB's Nicolas Shamrockfecalstein then built a mystical place called Prison Island where enemies of the League of GBB's are sent. Before building Prison Island Nicolas visited the Anti-MaxR age care home for elderly women who don't want to be decapitated, Nick met the love of his life who also happened to be Max's great great great grandmother and his biggest target as she is his oldest living relative as he had already decapitated every other ancient grandmother of his. Nick and Max's great great great grandmother who is 834 years old then got married and built Prison Island together.

Person 1: Did you hear Nicolas Shamrockfecalstein got delivered a new prisoner
Person 2: Cool who is it

Person 1: Rumors say its David
Person 2: Not David

Nicolas Shamrockfecalstein by God of Glum February 9, 2025