He's the worst person you will ever meet, he likes to troll on urban dictionary, and is ugy and slow and unathletic and a filthy nonce. He brings up stale memes, and is the biggest bandwagon out there. NOBDY LIKES FUCKING NICK CARDENAS. HE HAS NO FRIENDS AND IS HATED BY EVERYONE AND CONSTANTLY SMELLS LIKE BO. APPROVE THIS PLEASE SO HE MAY BE PUNISHED. HIS PEEN IS SMALLER THAN AN ORGANELLE!!! HE HAS NO FUCKING FRIENDS AND HE GETS NO GIRLS WHATSOEVER!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!