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cardenas 

A very smelly Ladd. This motherfucker needs a bath. A Cardenas can be found in the club fuckin bitches, but only the drunk, fat ones. A Cardenas has an average penis but if you don't mind being disappointed, the sex is great.
Man this nigga smells like an overcooked Cardenas... eww
cardenas by tht one nigga November 12, 2013

Cardenas 

Verb. To not obtain enough of something.
I wanted to run for State Treasurer this year, but I Cardenas'd the signatures.

My political career is over because I Cardenas'd support.
Cardenas by Tony V. June 11, 2018
Did you see how many birds unded up in her radiator, what a Cardenas
Cardenas by Miguel Sancheese June 8, 2026

Garcia Lopez de Cardenas 

The only persons to REALLY see the Grand Canyon.
Boy, do I wish that I could see the Grand Canyon like Garcia Lopez de Cardenas did.
Garcia Lopez de Cardenas by thePSAT October 18, 2014

dirty cardenas 

when a female surprisingly starts manually stimulating(handjob) a male partner in conjunction with dancing.
I got a dirty cardenas at the club last night
dirty cardenas by chriscbc05 December 1, 2009

Mr. Cardenas 

Mr. Cardenas is foo who talks non stop like a fucken machine. He don’t even know how to teach. He looks like a pinche lagartija because like he all skinny and then u just see he fucken little ass stomach popping out.
Mr. Cardenas talk like a machine.
Mr. Cardenas by Incognito bb daddy January 29, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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