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Rowans are the best guys you will ever meet.

They're usually tall , and have sea green eyes. Everybody loooooves a Rowan. They're kind, loving, and unbearably handsome. Athletic too. Better than Nick as well. Nick's a filthy animal who nobody likes and is unbearably ugly. Humble too. People adore him, but he sometimes struggles with his own problems. They usually have the biggest peens on planet earth. Rowans are the most attractive males on the planwt.
"Man that Rowan, he's hella cute."
"Is he single?"
"I want to bring him home."
"I wish i was his gf"-every girl he ever met
by Nickafilthynonce October 25, 2018
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He's the worst person you will ever meet, he likes to troll on urban dictionary, and is ugy and slow and unathletic and a filthy nonce. He brings up stale memes, and is the biggest bandwagon out there. NOBDY LIKES FUCKING NICK CARDENAS. HE HAS NO FRIENDS AND IS HATED BY EVERYONE AND CONSTANTLY SMELLS LIKE BO. APPROVE THIS PLEASE SO HE MAY BE PUNISHED. HIS PEEN IS SMALLER THAN AN ORGANELLE!!! HE HAS NO FUCKING FRIENDS AND HE GETS NO GIRLS WHATSOEVER!!
"NICK CARDENAS IS A FILTHY NONCE WHO NOBODY LIKES!!!"
by Nickafilthynonce October 25, 2018
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