nick saban

Interviewer:"Nick are you going to be the Alabama coach?"
Nick Saban: "I'll Tell you I'm not going to be the Alabama Coach, I'm staying in Miami."
Two Weeks Later.....
Nick Saban:"I'm happy to be the Coach of the Alabama Crimson Tide."

nick saban by kasldfjadsklfhadsfjkl May 27, 2009

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nick saban

Overrated football coach. Paid $4 million per year by Univ. of Alabama (a backwoods third rate intellectual backwater/vocational school whose rabid fans pathetically live their tragic lives vicariously though an inept has been football team).

Lies out his ass, wouldn't know integrity or honesty if it slapped him in his head. Has a mean bouffant which he adores and spends inordinate amounts of time tending. Is from some holler in West Virginia originally.

We got us a goooooooooooooooooooood footbawl coach now! Nick Saban gone win us the national champion chip this year! rrrrrrrrrrrrrrowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww tah. ROW! Ramma Jamma Belly Hamma! That's whut Ahm tawkin about!

nick saban by Martha Darley October 9, 2007

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Nick Saban

Coach of the Year. The man who left LSU is a wonderful way but screwed over Miama to go to Alabama. His first season at Alabama was a rocky one, but he led his team to a perfect regular season which included a 36-0 victory against Auburn. Yes, his team sadly handed over the SEC championship game to Florida and had a not so good game in the Sugar Bowl. Alabama did an excellent job in choosing him as head coach for the team all about tradition, grit, and pride. ROLL TIDE!

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Nick Saban by mackattack1234 January 2, 2009

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Nick Saban

Literally The Devil

Alabama Wide Receiver: *drops pass*
Nick Saban: YOU OWE ME THREE MILLION PUSH-UPS! YOU'RE A HORRIBLE FOOTBALL PLAYER!
Alabama Wide Receiver: *cries (but still starts next game)*

Nick Saban by watchestoomuchfootball January 13, 2014

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Nick Saban

Daddy

Nick Saban Is Daddy

Nick Saban by Alabama niggers April 11, 2019

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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