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nice dick 

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usually reffering to a penis of beautiful stature. This penis drops girls to thier knees in awe and carry's a reputation which is tightly linked to its owner. This penis is usually as smooth as glass and is of perfect circumfrence.
Omg Pat has a nice dick, did you see it or hear about it. If it was an animal it would be a Unicorn.
nice dick by sticky bagle December 9, 2008
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nice dick 

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A statement given to one dude to the next if his game has earned him a hook-up, phone number, date, or money.

basically speaking: dick game proper
guy: "dude i hooked up with this girl an she gave me some gas money"
friend: "nice dick"

guy: "you know that girl from that last party? i hit it"
friend: "Nice dick
nice dick by Max Dickin May 4, 2008
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Related Words
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nice dick 

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A person who acts nice but also has passive aggressiveness
“I like that dress! No offense though but my grandma can shop better than you :D”
“What a nice dick”
nice dick by John Trovolani January 12, 2023
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Nice Dick Terry 

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Implying that you can see a friends/strangers penis during an awkward circumstance, this phrase is most often used in showers or at swimming pools. the phrase was coined by Russell Howard in 2011.
you: "nice dick terry"
recipient "thank you"
Nice Dick Terry by TerryWithTheD January 26, 2017
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a nice dicking 

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being penetrated pleasurably by a skilled gentleman
Friend: I'm so frustrated in my daily life!
Me: Well maybe all you really need is a nice dicking!
a nice dicking by mr. woodcock July 4, 2012
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crunchy 

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