Nice Ass Erect 

A variation of the mountaineering term "Ice Axe Arrest" where a climber uses an ice axe or pick to arrest their fall off of an ice covered mountain. A maneuver that often results in arcing your body so that your ass is extended upward in order to apply the most leverage with the axe. Etymology: Term was created in 2010 during an RMI mountaineering school lead by Peter Whittaker when Michael Maas of Orange County, California performed the maneuver with such perfection that all guides and climbers stood motionless staring at Michael's 'Nice Ass Erect".

Jimmy: How did you like mountaineering school?

Eric: It was amazing. But did you see Michael when we were practicing our Ice Axe Arrest?

Jimmy: I did. It was almost as if time stopped while he was holding the position.

Eric: That wasn't an Ice Axe Arrest, it was a Nice Ass Erect!

Nice Ass Erect by St00pDawg August 13, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016