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Nexistensialism 

Nexistentialism is a term applied to the work of two 21th-century urban non-philosophers from San Diego

CA. who, despite profound doctrinal differences, generally held that the focus of philosophical thought

should be to deal with the conditions of a continuos existence, the existence NEXT to the existence of the
individual person and their emotions, actions, responsibilities, and thoughts.
The individual is solely responsible for giving his or her own life meaning and for living that life
passionately and sincerely, in spite of many existential obstacles and distractions implied in the continuos
existence, which is the "Next Existence", including despair angst, absurdity, alienation and boredom.

How one achieves and what constitutes a fulfilling life, what obstacles must be overcome, and what

external and internal factors are involved, including the potential consequences of the existence or

non-existence of the "Next Existence".

Nexistentialism will become fashionable in the next years as a way to reassert the importance of

human individuality and freedom.
He is a Nexter, always planning for the next, he is in the Nexistensialism trend.
Nexistensialism by Luca Ferrat September 4, 2010
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Being tricked, being swindled, cheated on.
Comes from the Nexuiz-affair, when AlienTrap totally cheated the whole world and sold the souls of an entire community.
You can't believe what has happened. I've ordered a computer from the net, but got nexuzied!

It turned out that my girlfriend had nexuized me, she had been cheating on me for five months.
Nexuized by The Real Doctor Phil March 22, 2010
A rare disease in which, the affected may find themselves defecating Nexon game cards.
The cause of this is still unknown, but scientists believe that it may be caught by playing so much MapleStory, to the point that so much more NX cash is needed that the body adapts itself into creating plastic squares with valid NX codes.

In the beginning stages of this horrible disease, a player may find themselves holding a credit card in their parent's name and a chat box on MapleStory filled with pink messages they created for attention.

Often times, the player will not remember the incident.
In the second stage, the player will start buying equips for real life cash. Lots of expensive equips. Sometimes their aunts will shun them.
In the third and final stage of Nexiosus, the victim may notice intense pain coming from the rectum, where they will realize they are defecating a large blue or green square of plastic. This problem may or may not reoccur.
The treatment is simple, Stop playing MapleStory. But for some reason patients tend to play MORE when this disease is fully developed, it appears that they obtain a type of "High" or, sexual pleasure from continuing this process. You may ask yourself the question: "WTF?” But don't worry, WTF is a pretty damn good way to react.
Did you hear about that kid from Bellocan? The poor guy caught a nasty case of Nexiosus.
Nexiosus by Vanilor7 September 9, 2011
signifies that you are placing yourself next in an order of persons waiting to participate in an activity; to declare that you shall have the next turn.
i call nexties on playing the playstation 3!
wow, this game is fun! i call nexties!
nexties by jabber_wok December 10, 2008
In the metaphysical system put forth by David Myatt and incorporated into several philosophies, a nexion is defined as a connection, bridge or nexus between the "causal" and "acausal" realms, through which "acausal energy" may be "presenced" in the "causal" realm.

In a mythological sense, a nexion is a literal "Star Gate" through which one may pass into the "acausal" realm. Practically, a nexion may take the form of an individual human being or other life form, or a group of people dedicated to the purpose.
"The Numinous Way conceives of an individual as a nexion - as one, causal, connexion between the life that exists in the causal and the life, the beings, the energy, that exist in the acausal."

"In respect of the ONA itself, we are a living nexion - a causal presencing of the Sinister, of certain acausal energies..."
nexion by MindExplorer September 5, 2011
Pronounced "nex-EE-us", it is a free, open-source, fast-paced, first person shooter game available for download and use on Windows, Mac OS, and Linux, that was created by a team of delelopers called "Alientrap".
Let's play Nexuiz, it is so fun!
Nexuiz by anarkism March 15, 2009
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