Newton's Third Law 

Laying on your non-dominant side's hip, proceed to lube your entire hand. Next, shove entire right hand inside your anus. It is best to feel around a bit before proceeding to your left hand. Your left hand will firmly grasp your phallic member and fondle your throbbing shaft. With both of your hands in motion the force applied thus shall be performing Newton's Third Law.

Mr. Schachter: How was your night? You were screaming quite loud.

Reginald: 'Twas grand. I performed the Newton's Third Law and used an entire bottle of kY.

Newton's Third Law by One-Pump-Shotgun March 7, 2017

Newton's Third Law 

When you're running and you can feel your penis flapping around.

No dude, I don't wanna run today - newton's third law always gets me...

Newton's Third Law by flagellum_mayor January 27, 2013

Newton's Third Law of Motion 

I hit you, you hit floor.

Person 1:What is Newton's Third Law of Motion?
*Random guy punches Person 1, person 1 goes to the floor*
Person 1: OW!
Random Guy: That's the law

Newton's Third Law of Motion by Xajdyn March 27, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022