Newton's Third Law

When you're running and you can feel your penis flapping around.

No dude, I don't wanna run today - newton's third law always gets me...

by flagellum_mayor January 27, 2013

fumble freak

Where someone at a party passes out after drinking too much alcohol, then a guy jerks off and ejaculates onto their bare ass.

Girl #1: Did you see Mike did at the party last night?
Girl #2: I know - he's so disgusting,what a fumble freak.

by flagellum_mayor July 02, 2013