news at 11 

An expression of total non-surprise at the revelation of something that is supposedly new and/or exciting, but is actually old hat. Often used in a sarcastic context.

Person A: "A new report just released says that the sky is blue."
Person B: "News at 11."

news at 11 by Some Guy (2q38f7bdo73h2sdlh) September 26, 2005