Newk Doja 

A Newk Doja, or more commonly known as Newk is a term used to describe the common wanna be aspiring rapper In your town. About 98% of all Newks are know to be leaders of a youth graffiti crew with The Newk being the leader and being significantly older then most of his graffiti crew mates. Many Newks like to speak in tongue that closely resembles swag fag lingo some examples are, wildin, sic, don’t worry it don’t matter, and Uughh just to name a few. A Newks preferred choice of garb are tight fitting green camo pants that he has more than likely owned since being a young boy in elementary school and a loose fitting 3x size too big shirt with a random rap artist on the front, generic shoes and hat to match. Newks intelligence levels vary from being stupid to just plain ass retarded. A Newks graffiti tag closely resembles other big times artist in the US but will claim that “they be biting his style” 3D’s seem to confuse Newks as they have no sense geometrical navigation. Don’t be a Newk Doja

Jim: Yo Tommy, have you heard the rumors of a guy wearing tight ass camo pants hanging around town with little kids.

Tommy: ayyyyyy That’s my boi Newk to da Doja don’t be hating on those pants, I heard their a family heirloom or sum thing. Skkkrrt skkrrtt blaaahh. Newk Doja fo lyfe.

Newk Doja by Captainchoppercock November 19, 2020