New york jew 

One that is a uptight, and fickle. very tight financially jewish man. One with a love for money, a paper chaser.

That guy is tighter than a New york jew, give me my money you F*ing New york JEW!

New york jew by Christopher james bueler May 13, 2005

New York Jew Job 

When your drunk partner is giving you a blow job, and after jizzing in her face, and eyes more importantly, you pull your pants up, take her purse and run away.

"I was thinking about going on the Maury show after I got a New York Jew Job that night"

"After wiping the cum of her face, Sally realized that her purse was stolen. She got New York Jew Job'ed."

New York Jew Job by Michael Dyakool January 6, 2008

new york jewish 

The specific culture of a New York Jew is different from a regular New Yorker or a regular Jew. THey even have their own special accent, a raspy annoying Jewish/NYC accent.

Old Man: lives on bagels with lox and cream cheese. Works in the Diamond District.

Old Woman: Has florescent orange or some other unatural colored hair, and long clawlike red nails. Owns a lot of mink.

girl: spent $1000 chemically straightening her frizzy hair! Favors brands such as D&G and Juicy Couture.

These people can be found most prolifically in Brooklyn, the Diamond District in New York, and New Jersey.

Shoshannah is so New York Jewish she will slap you with a dill pickle if you piss her off.

new york jewish by its ok im jewish too May 14, 2007