New mike 

To completley fuck up the easiest of carpentry tasks.

"Hey I think you new miked by board, its 6 inches too short."

New mike by tyrellbiggums June 12, 2020

new york mike 

doesn't smoke pot.

new york mike doesnt smoke pot.

new york mike by sky May 14, 2003

Newmike 

An individual who has recently become part of Corporate America and cannot spell the industry in which he works

"Hey, have you recently seen our letterhead?"
"Newmike totally f'd it up and can't spell <enter business>!"

Newmike by Angelikki October 17, 2008