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new oxford high school 

This is the last school in the Conewago Township school district. It consists of your basic groups. The jocks, preps, cheerleaders, gossips, emo’s, and out casts. There are significant amounts of gay students there. People like to smoke in the bathrooms because they can’t wait till they get home. They also like to skip class. And every now and then there’s the occasional sexting between teacher and student
Look there goes another student from New Oxford high school

New Oxford High School 

The worst fucking school of the state. Who the fuck even loves it there? No one. Everyone is gay. Everyone smokes. You’d be surprised if you didn’t have a teachers hand down your pants already. The school fucking blows and it’s all bullshit. Oh wait I didn’t even mention the technical difficulties during all the fucking assemblies. Shits retarded and I feel retarded for being taught there. God mother fucking damn.

New Oxford High School 

Warning you to NOT go to this school and let me explain why right quick. If you’re a parent reading this DO NOT SEND YOUR CHILD HERE. DO. NOT.
They do NOT care about mental health in the slightest and only actively offer mental help if a incident happened that didn’t even effect us/just a few select people. Otherwise than that you have to beg on your knees and suck their d!ck to get some mental support. I’ve tried committing TWICE one in the premises mainly because of SA and bullying but anyway. First of all I doubt they believe me, second of all when they asked if I had a plan, I said no. My counselor and other teacher just walked me right back to my history class, so remember kids if you don't have a plan, it’s okay! :)

FYI they only care about their already shitty reputation, so they’ll only take action if it somehow helps themselves.

- Sincerely, a former student that is fed up
Person A: That kid looks like a deadbeat..

Person B: Yeah they probably go to New Oxford High School

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