New Mommy

A woman who, upon being married, takes on the responsibilities of mother for her husband. She will allow him to be slovenly and not have a job, just as long as he remains in the house. If the husband leaves the house, the New Mommy will call repeatedly to check on him and make sure he knows when he's expected home; to the point of where it makes the husband and his friends uncomfortable. If the husband has friends over, she becomes irate and antisocial to the point where the friends are no longer comfortable staying.

Ultimately, she achieves an unhealthy, but very effective control over her "husband."

You think Tim would wanna go grab a beer?

Dunno, he'll have to check with his New Mommy.

New Mommy by Rick the Nature Boy April 17, 2008

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New mommy syndrome

When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.

Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.

New mommy syndrome by Dutch Pirate April 19, 2022

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Squid Mommy 🌹 @ NEW HOME OWNER!

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Squid Mommy 🌹 @ NEW HOME OWNER! by sailorlily May 24, 2021

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mummy has a new boyfriend

The act of screaming violently at your own mother because she loves an idiot

"God dummit mummy has a new boyfriend, but it's not time for brad, it's time to make me food!"

mummy has a new boyfriend by mhmhmyes May 13, 2016

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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