When a white lady in New Hampshire get's attacked by three to fourteen black men and is dragged into the hills for 48 hours of non-stop ass eating.
Lad 1: So where did Rebecca go last night?
Lad 2: Didn't you hear, the monkey men got her ass back in Laconia.
Lad 1: What did they do to her?
Lad 2: They had a New Hampshire Ape Fest.
Lad 1: NONOnoooooooooooono!!!!!!!!!!11
Lad 2: Didn't you hear, the monkey men got her ass back in Laconia.
Lad 1: What did they do to her?
Lad 2: They had a New Hampshire Ape Fest.
Lad 1: NONOnoooooooooooono!!!!!!!!!!11
by Thitherurtian August 10, 2018
Get the New Hampshire Ape Festmug.