The human equivalent of a "404 Error" message. A Nethupa is a guy who manages to be the loudest person in the room while simultaneously contributing absolutely nothing of value. Often found "gatekeeping" hobbies he only started yesterday or explaining things to people who clearly know more than he does.
He is the king of the "left on read"—not because he’s busy or mysterious, but because he forgot how to use his thumbs mid-sentence. If you ask a Nethupa for a favor, expect him to show up three hours late with a half-eaten bag of chips and a story about why it’s actually your fault he’s late.
Common Traits:
The Master of Excuses: Has a "family emergency" every time it’s his turn to pay the bill.
Selective Hearing: Can hear a bag of chips opening from a mile away, but can’t hear his mom asking him to do the dishes from the next room.
Fashion Sense: Consistently dresses like he’s about to go on a hike he is physically incapable of finishing.
See also: Fumbler, Professional Yap-ologist, Main Character Syndrome.
He is the king of the "left on read"—not because he’s busy or mysterious, but because he forgot how to use his thumbs mid-sentence. If you ask a Nethupa for a favor, expect him to show up three hours late with a half-eaten bag of chips and a story about why it’s actually your fault he’s late.
Common Traits:
The Master of Excuses: Has a "family emergency" every time it’s his turn to pay the bill.
Selective Hearing: Can hear a bag of chips opening from a mile away, but can’t hear his mom asking him to do the dishes from the next room.
Fashion Sense: Consistently dresses like he’s about to go on a hike he is physically incapable of finishing.
See also: Fumbler, Professional Yap-ologist, Main Character Syndrome.
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