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Internet English, alt netspeak

An abuse of the English Language to make things easier for lazy individuals.
Example of netlish in action:

Gr8, dis, ure, u/U, etc, etc
netlish by mp213 September 12, 2009
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Having no true thoughts or ideas of your own while firmly believing in old, outdated nonsense shoved down your throat as a child or young adult. Furthermore, being quasi-illiterate and having an abundance of ferocious home-grown loveless religion bursting from within. Nutfish are distant relatives of nutcases.
Only a nutfish believes they have to die in order to live and that someone else will save them from their perverted and madhatter ways.

Infamous Nutfishes Include:
Jerry Falwell
Rush Limbaugh
Pat Robertson
Most Priests, Pastors, and Clergy
Reverend Al Sharpton
Any moron who asks you to send money on his behalf so he can still have limo drivers and prostitutes and while his clueless wife thinks he is giving Bible study.

Can I hear a Amen?
nutfish by Sashas Mum October 19, 2009
He is newfish
newfish by Jake Paulson September 17, 2019
A tall, handsome and charming guy with lot of Karizma who has atleast 10 girls around him all the time
Most probably like a playboy
All girls like a boy like nethish
nethish by Freaaaking hot!?!!!!!! November 25, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026